PeiZ

hOw dO Hair grow?

2010-12-17T21:25:00.005+08:00

yes... i'm a science student yet i really dun noe how hair grow!

u noe mer?

then pleaze tell me how they choose the specific "region" or "place" to grow ler??
like why they dont grow on your wide face? or on your lips? or in your ears?

what i mean here is not your bulu roma hor...
i mean your sibeh long n bushy hair, like jungle covering your skin!

hee hee....for example, your..hehe...
pubic hair?

why do they even grow there??
to make u look sexier ar?? how to look sexy ler??
every day also u wear sibeh many layers of garment there!

or they grow there to protect you ler?
protection against fungus growth??
yeast growth?

not to mention pubic hair only....why do eyebrows grow as eyebrows?
this is definitely MY beautiful right eye!!!!!

what's their function anyway? i know eyebrows make lady look more lady and men look more manly...
but how come they are so smart to know how to grow into thin line of SHORT hairs above our eyes??????

imagine if one day they decided to boikot us and grow into thick line of LONG hairs AROUND our eyes!

god is great for giving us the eyebrows..i loveeeeee my eyebrows..
but how do they grow???? why do they grow??

my science books never teach me!

the only hair i know most is my nose hair..
you too definitely know why they grow there right?

to bloody trap dust and create booger for you to pick lar...muahahahaha
doesn't it give you a sense of satisfaction everytime you try to dig it out with your horrible big finger???

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

oh...great...i just created another new image for myself other than being hamsap.. i m now offically disgusting as well..

but how come dogs dun have nose hair hor?
they don't need to filter the air mer?

how good if they were to have booger too..
i will pick their nose for them after picking mine... hee hee..

in short, i am super interested to know how these hairs choose their location to grow and limit their own growth as well..

don't you ever dare to try to tell me that it's the CNS duty...bla bla...the synapses sending messages..bla bla bla...

all these tooooo science..tel me something less science aite??
:PP

My own flower pomeranian

2010-09-16T11:34:00.006+08:00

i came across sort-of-new species plants today..

sort of new lar! (reluctant to admit that i am abit outdated)..booo

it's something i have never seen before..something...cute!
it's called Impatiens psittacina ...

even the name is cute, isn't it??
muahahaa...

*ahem*

owkay..scientific names suck!
can't they come up with something much simpler like my name, Foo Pei Pei..

super simple and attractive and cute..
oni required to memorize two syllabus words!..
Foo Pei..

even my sisters hav extra syllabus behind!.

long and confusing!!!
cheh..

here's the plants..
it's called..er..flower parrot..supposed to look like parrot

so cool ler!so nice hor?

i don't know if this flower was genetically engineered or not..but these pictures are definitely genuine...
apparently, oni Thailand has this species and the government has ban the exportation of the seed bcoz it's extremelyyyy rare...

y the Thai gov so kiamsiap wan?
share share mar...
all plant together then ma no longer rare lo....

so kiamsiap ler..
next time i make my own engineered flower pomeranian...
i oso ban the exportation of the seed ler!
only i can plant this in my OWn garden!!

Men are totally weirdo!

2010-09-09T23:10:00.004+08:00

yupe yupe..

weirder than women i wud say..
not bcoz that they have extra banana with two small coconuts...

am totally not jealous with the coconuts anyway.

small...

they are weird bcoz they like weird things...
maybe i am a little bit stereotyping them lar..

BUT I CAN'T HELP IT AFTER WATCHING IT SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS MEN LIKE DOG-FACED WOMEN...

so now u tell me...what the hell is dog-faced women????

if they like dog-faced women, they might as well get a doggie with lotsa lotsa puppies...
hehe...

don't blame me for this statement here..blame the korean show i watched lately that make such a weirddddd claim..

no matter it's true or not...
men are still weird somehow..

n women are sooooooooooooooooooo NOT weird!

jus because we have extra yummy-licious fats on our chest that make guys salivate doesn't make us weird!
we know u love them!
we can extend ur lifespan with those fats u noe...

it is proven!! even published in THE STAR newspaper..

anyhow, dog-faced women???
love me better now??
no???

How LOnG cAn i StAy ALive?

2010-09-05T11:50:00.006+08:00

of course i will stay alive for a very long time lar...
unless i was eaten by a random unagi fish..since i ate too much of them :SS

what i mean alive here is my dusty and rusty blog..
pathtetic..
was abused so much by random blog-walkers who keep dropping down their poops asking me to shop at their blogshop..

let me tell you what..
dont bother dropping any comment if you were not going to giv me any discount!
muahahahaha...

now i am back with my random craps...i dont know how long it will last..
mayb just this one post...then i am going to die again..

hee hee..
to those who havent been seeing me for ages...nah..
let me update something...

i am becoming more botak day by day.i'm losing my hair...only this side i look bald...so no more camwhoring with this angle..
have to practice with my left side now.
:(((

not bad not bad..i still look pretty this side.. muahhahahah..

WHAT!!! DONT EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME THAT I AM PERASAN..
bloody hell..this is my blog k..
the only place i feel good bout myself..

n for those monkeys who think that i m fat!!!...
u watch out!!..u will get fat soon too....heheheheeheheheh...
anyway,

....FAT YOUR HEAD!
SOOO NICE OWKAY..

and no...i dont grow uglier..
i dont look THAAAAAT good in those pictures coz was not properly camwhored...

still pretty aite? muahahhaahah
:DDD

Arise from Death

2010-02-03T19:17:00.003+08:00

i just died..
sounds wrong...
i just passed away..mati..den arise from death..

miss me?? no?? as expected...hate you people! heartless creature..

in fact, the reason why i disappeared almost one month was because i met david copperfield
and then he "orb" me to the Bermuda triangle..wtf

it's 2010...HAPPY NEW YEAR...
yeah...like so wtf right..after don't know how many days only wish...
whatevaaa....

got any new year resolution? have u achieved urs?
i have!
i disappeared almost one month to actually complete my resolution!!..cool huh??

now i have succeeded.so i am back!!!!

my resolution????

to disappear from my blog for more than a month! there! see.!!!!

ACHIEVED!!. SUPER WTF

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what happened in this one month?
fuzpeiz grows prettier...
shape-ier...
some part grow bigger...
some part grow smaller...muahahaahahahah...

nah there..pretty jor...
SAY IT...SAY PRETTY JOR!

anyway, got a new family member now..
introducing non-edible muffin!

ok i am feeling bored already..
blog is getting as boring as me..don't wana type anymore...tata

Eat the Napkins

2009-12-20T20:33:00.005+08:00

I ascertained that eating napkins is one of the way to carry out diet.

Er...according to THE source, napkins are rich in fibre...

So, it's good for your digestion..wtf
Does this look edible to you?
I don't know how true is that and i don't know if i am such a dimwit to believe that it is true..

And of course, i start to google about this napkins issue only to come across this sentence
"Even as our kids eat the napkins, there is the food for the buffet"

Suddenly i feel.. "eat the napkins" has another meaning than literally means eat the napkins..do u get me? hello? are we still on the same channel?
Shallow me can never und what the hell is eat the napkins..

Can anyone please educate me?

If nobody knows what it means.....then con-bloody-firm that eat the napkins mean eat the napkins!!muahahaa...

ok..time for some confession now...

I actually discovered the way for diet by eating napkins was from.....

er...

a game i played?
Gotcha : celebrity secrets

In this game, i was a paparazzi trying to dig out all celebrities' secrets...and in the midst of the game, i found out tat celebrity Isha eats napkins!
And i caught her in photos too...

Ok.i know it sounds childish..but games are not supposed to deliver wrong messages to kids right??
I mean if eating napkins was wrong,then they wouldn't put this fake fact into the game right??

Coz they wouldn't want to educate the kids wrongly right?

Kids play game right?

So it means.... the fact is true right?
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i am gonna eat some napkins now!
no napkins...
eat toilet paper first..wtf

I am Polly

2009-12-17T16:42:00.008+08:00

Polly is me when i become a dolly!
Get me?

I am freaking bored becoz :
1. Nobody asks me out today

2. Both sisters not at home...bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3. Darling in Penang

4. I am FooPei therefore i am as bored as a fupei...(i know doesn't make sense but i am bloody bored!!)

So, this is how i look when i become a polly!
I damn wu liao...
Meet dolly..

And meet Polly!

Dolly again...
Polly again... ( am i a good polly or what??)

Dolly with effing ugly hair..

Polly looking gorgeous as ever...*ahem*

woo....this dolly is pretty...

And so is polly!!
muahaahah...

Are you entertained by polly or dolly more??

I'm a polly girl, in a polly world...
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..( bullshit, you can't)..
Imagination, life is your creation!
ah ah ah yeahhh..

Yeah, i am a good polly..wana bring me home?
Just make sure i don't end my life by saying
"tamatlah riwayat aku sebagai sebuah patung" ... wtf..

Pervert can never say au revoir

2009-12-09T14:45:00.007+08:00

For those who read my blog quite often....especially my close friends sekalian...
PLEASE TELL ME HOW LONG I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING ANYTING PERVERT OR HAMSAP!

*trying to cool myself down*
fuhhh....

In fact, i only blog about myself nowadays.. i never touched anything about my bra being stolen or porn!

And please remind me again when was the last time i talked about porn?
As much as i can remember, i only talked about ZeLene being too innocent that she didn't know what the hell is gugu..
That's it...

I never mentioned anything about i watching porn myself nor i told u my experience of watching porn..
NO!
NEVER!

IN fact, i am still that innocent that i have not watch any porn yet!..
except the 5minutes hamsap scene from The Orphan.
not exciting also wan! ceh..

I was quite surprised why my friends still call me hamsap lui despite the fact that i am not hamsap at all ...*ahem*

During my outing last week with my f6 friends, siewwei said " Eh pei..why your blog so hamsap wan! iyor..you talked about porn hor!hahaha"

and then, KumKum interrupted " yaloh yaloh..peipei so naughty d ar"

and then Teikky kepoh chi-ed " yaloh....why you talk bout porn! tsk tsk"

(ok lar..i don't really remember how the conversation was, but it was something like that la)

But but.....yuin wong arr..(i was accused)..when did i talk about porn wor? i never hamsap so long already!! *sobz*

I was not allowed to hamsap in my blog anymore wan hor...darling will scold me..*ahem* :D

I was sibeh surprised when my friends said me that way...but am more double sibeh surprised now when i found out how my blog's visitor came across my page...:(

Mark those in red!
"idiot when u coming back why u wear so sexy? im worried u get raped in kuching =p "

What does this sentence got to do with my blog?
I am not an idiot, i am smart!.
I don't wear sexy, i only dress bitchy-ly..
So, don't worry about me getting raped ok?
wtf..

"used pad porn"
wtf!!!..how many times do i need to tell you people!!!!
I don't watch porn nor talk about it!
What is a used pad porn anyway?
Porn of a man D-I-Y with a used pad,,muahahahaah...wtf

"housemate steal my black bra"
Either this retard monkey is obsessed with my black bra or this retard monster is the culprit of my black bra mystery....
Either way...
WHY KEEP VISITING MY BLOG WITH THIS KEYWORDS PERVERTS!

Everytime i go kepoh how people come to my blog, "housemate steal my black bra" is the hottest keyword of all!

See the list???? it's the top one! wtf....

That retard come to my blog everyday to read about my black bra...what is wrong with him?....or maybe she...wtf..

For the last time, i am not pervert!
How can this innocent looking girl a pervert?
KumKum looks more pervert than me..LOOK AT THOSE HANDS!

Teikky also looks more hamsap than me despite the un-perverted pose..muahahaha...

Boot licker

2009-12-03T14:08:00.009+08:00

I think everyone sibeh likes to lick the boots.
Or lick the ass.

When it comes to varsity life, i have seen many people licking the lecturers' boots..
Licker 1: ehh..teacher you very smart lar! How come you know so much? (wtf..of coz they know more than you. They are supposed to give you the knowledge..hence, the name!)

Licker 2: Eh, president. You damn powerful ah! (Huh? of coz they have the power..they are the president duh!)

I don't lick the boots nor the ass..
I wipe them..muaahaha...

I mean of course .....sometimes..i wipe my friends' shoe..not for the sake of some benefits i could get from them..
But for the friendship :)

CHUP! Don't get me wrong....
I don't mean i am fake with my friends hor..

Fine fine..here's the scenario!

Erric (mark the name...Not Eric Tiew..it's Erric...double R) was busy the whole day fixing his hair for his date with ~B~..
He spent an hour using his mask, another hour on toner, and another hour on moisturizer..

After spending almost 6 hours with the mirror, he came to me and asked.. "peiz, do i look good here? i am very nervous! i wana look best for my ~B~"
The truth is Erric looks good... but for the sake of boosting his confidence more as a friend..i gotta lick his shoe more...get it?

And i said " Erric, u look sibeh sibeh damn bloody amazing.so sibeh handsome..so so so handsome..u can melt any girl's heart now...awwww..mine is melting as well..."

Get it? get it?? This kind of wiping ass ...YES! i will do it!..muahahaha...

Yesterday, taiceh and eceh were talking about boot licker too..

Eceh said " Eh, do you realised that since Obama has become the president, everything has become black. Even the heroes in all movies are black now..2012 for example. The one who discovered the secret was from India, the main character was black too..and hah! not forgetting all the villain were no longer black! The villain were the ang moh oredi lo!"

Yeah.... they are licking Obama's boot already..see?

"Even the new princess is black now!"

And yeah..after the conversation, i realised everything has becomes black now!

Used to be princesses...

Princess from beauty and the beast! white...
Princess from....shit..i forgot which cartoon she comes from..who the hell is she again?
White again!...

Lazy wana list out one by one..therefore all together.. ALL WHITE!!
okay...Jasmine is slightly darker..but i don't consider that as black..

AND...

THE LATEST PRINCESS!

The i-don't-know-what princess and the frog..

see!
The new princess is no longer white anymore...
I am not saying princess cannot be black!
But hello...since when do you see princess in cartoon is black??
I am not being a racist here...

If you want to blame someone, don't bloody blame me..blame the cartoon writer or whoever is responsible of putting the skin colour for the princess..

They never gave black colour to any princess BEFORE obama becomes the president!
So the problem is not with me..is with them!

What i am trying to say here is.....ahem...
everybody....*ahem* is now *ahem* trying to...*ahem* Obama..

That's all.nothing wrong with it anyway..
Just stating the fact!!!.
You say la....ngam bo?ish

Thus, the old white princess is no longer laku here..
*ahem*
trying to wipe my OWN ass..

i am going to tan myself now!

I am stinking

2009-11-27T15:31:00.003+08:00

I hope i have been to some interesting places then i can boast about it.

I can talk about how much fun i have experienced and you can just cast covetous eyes on me!wtf

But i hate it...hate hate hate...
I don't know how much fun i have missed staying at home for so many days..
Where are all my friends?
You all don't want me anymore?wtf

I have NO life.

After baby jack passed away, all of a sudden i had the urge to shut down my blog for i don't-know-what reason. But now i am way too bored to keep myself away from the lappy.
NO life.

I went shopping just 2 days ago with yeelengloveshaine. (only god knows why her name is so long).
I bought sibeh lots of cheapo stuffs..
3 pairs of earrings for only rm10..wtf.
rm1.90 for an eye lashes curler..wtf...why so cheap wan?
rm29 for a lovely flower dress..
This dress sibeh nice lor..
So short, so sexy!muahahha...wtf..

Too bad i am only slutty in front of the mirror...i not slutty enough to wear this sibeh short dress out..
What to do? i sibeh tall, cannot wear this as dress lar..as top can lar...

Ah bo? u think i so sibeh muka tebal wear this around let u see my sibeh nice leg?? wtf..

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Mom has been very mean to me..
She said i sibeh fat.
So i ran to my room and cried..

That's why i can't stop using the word sibeh now...

I am sibeh beautiful no matter what mom says...words can't bring me down....
i SIBEH SIBEH SIBEH sui!!!
hmph!

** update : eric said this dress sibeh ah po..but when i wear on it..i look sibeh nice..
but i said...ah po wear ah po flower...this flower very un-ah po..
what says you?

my lover boy

2009-11-17T17:10:00.017+08:00

i love him.......and now i miss him deeply..

from the 1st moment i saw him, i knew right away that i have fallen in love with him..
i still remember the moment he touched me...
when i can feel him....
feel his warmth..
his softness..
his lovely face with his lovely big eyes...
that face is the cutest thing i have ever seen...

how can i not love him?

i cannot find a reason to stop loving him although sometimes he could be a pain in the ass..

right now.....my mind is blank.

as blank as that....

i try to remember your sunshine smile..
that smile always brightened up my days..

i try to remember your innocent face..

the way you slept on the sofa secretly...
yeah..secretly...
because that was a forbidden place for you..

the way you showed me your big butt whenever you are angry of me..

the way you would sleep beside me when i was busy chatting online..

the way you would always accompany me when i was sad...

the way you slept on me...

and not forgetting the way you looked at me when you wanted food..

my favourite was when you disguised yourself as my soft toy..
i miss you my lover boy...
i love you so much that i can't believe that you have left me this morning..

i touched you...
i felt you...
and i buried you together with your favourite food...

those are the food you used to like soooooo much...
we hope you will like it..

and some flower from daddy too...

we will remember you all the time...

rest in peace my baby jack...

How can i say i am not pretty

2009-11-13T16:32:00.010+08:00

u might think i am trying to angkat my own bakul again...
well, that is not my intention here today...

all these while..i think i look okay..not bad..sometimes hot..muahahhaa...wtf
but after looking at these bunch of hideous pictures.....
i now strongly believe that i am a hallelujah captivating gorgeous girl..

yeah..not exaggerating..

i am warning you now...do not scroll down if you have a weak heart..

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giving you some time if you are not ready yet...

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are you ready?? alright...

here we go..

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ahem...

mark the girl with specs...

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wtf!!!..
WHO THE f**** IS THAT!!

omg....i cannot believe that was ME!!
that was me 8 years ago...
i totally look like a malnourished underweight nerd..

this was me one year later..
somehow looked better la....
but then stil damn paiseh to say......that was me...wtf

this is 7 years old me...
kinda cute...kinda proud...
heehehehehe...
i was pretty once before i turned into a hideous girl..

still looked cute eh?
that girl i was hugging....guess who?
my sister!
muahahhaa....

we were good in acting too weren't we?

....
ok now....

time for the ugliest me...
haih...

serious...
are you ready?????????????????????????????????

....

don't laugh....
promise you will still be my friend regardless of how revolting i was..

wtf...chinapek
what's wrong with my image back then???
skirt too long..
hair too ugly..
what happened to my fringe??

everything looks so wrong...

haih..i will never let this happen to my own daughter next time...

anyway, i guess i love to be on camera since i was small..
i could pose like nobody's business even i was only....8 years old..
.......
...

...
look..
a failed poser!!

tat pose sucks like hell...
clothes fail as well..
the hair....
the fucking face... the expression...wtf!!

i felt so ugly...
now i feel pretty...
i know i look extraordinary white here...
but i still feel pretty... fuhh..

nothing much to say about how hideous i was anymore...
here's a camwhore picture of me in my new uniform for panaflex...
chaooo...better now? :(

This is my theme

2009-11-05T16:11:00.010+08:00

yeah, i am talking about my blog...
fuzpeiz blog.

what exactly is the theme of my blog huh?
traveling?
parenting?
friendship?
entertainment?
crap?

anyway, i don't think crap is a theme..
so what is my theme?

eceh says everyone has a theme for his/her blog..and she said...
" i think your blog is...a camwhore blog"

at the beginning, i was like wtf.. because obviously my blog has contents and my camwhore pictures are not all over the page..
but later i gotta admit......for every entry i blogged about, i tried to relate it with myself.. and i ended almost all my blog entries with my picture..

thus, yeah..
my blog is a camwhore blog..

and here goes my picture for the theme again..
so, now i have the responsibility to maintain my blog as it should be..
from now on...
for every blog entry of mine...
you will see...
my camwhore picture.......................................... ........... i guess...

what? not easy to end my entry with my face all the time wan ok?

you don't believe, then you try la...wtf

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latest update about me:
1. SUCCESSFULLY finished my second job as trialing specialist for nescafe.. (yeah successfully because i sold all nescafe 3in1 gold until OUT OF STOCK..muahahaahah)..
2. gonna begin my third job for Panaflex soon.. :)
3. movies marathon:

-My proposal
- Saw IV
-UP
-Where got ghost?
- Orphan
- Unbelievable

those in red are gory movies involving violence and blood...
do watch to feel disgusted..wtf..
hee hee..

if you want to feel disgusted for real like my bro in law..watch the latter one..unbelievable..
it's not ghost scary..but it's fucking disgusting...
yeah..gotta use the word "F" to describe it..

but if you can stand the scene of a man ripping a chicken alive,and then eating it alive too..
then, sure you can pretend you are all the goodie type and don't use the "F" word..
but i can't!!!
because it is fucking nauseating!

see how the chicken struggles...
of course it is not moving here....use your imagination first..

fuh....can you do this?

waaa..this beast's teeth damn sharp!
wtf...
the chicken was still alive....

when he was ripping the chicken violently,the chicken was still fucking alive!

ok..no more picture...go watch yourself..

....hmm.. one last one...

the shaman used this lizard to make his bloody venom..
first, he nailed the lizard...
then, he chopped the lizard into half ( like the right one)
and guess what....

the fucking lizard was still fucking alive!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...
besides the lizard, shaman also used chicken, frog, eel.. and i forgot...
all was killed horribly...

gahh..this is evil....
kong tau is evil...the curse is evil!! everything is evil..
you are evil!!

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i think i am a good salesperson..
:)

you like chau taufu??
taufu busuk??
smelly taufu?

just ignore the smell and nom the taufu, i am sure you will love it!
coz i do!
in fact, i like the smell too...
i don't think it is smelly also..
i find it rich in aroma.....
richer than durian..
richer than petai....
muahahaahah...

feel like eating it already??

see..told you i am a good salesperson.muahahaahah....

*successfully end my blog entry with my picture again..wtf...thank you*

A mixed of EverYThing!

2009-10-26T16:51:00.011+08:00

Nothing new about me..
i am STILL WORKING.....
am not rotting at ipoh home like someone claimed!
i am making myself totally useful hor,mr.kl

anyway, i am a trainee specialist now..hehhe...sounds so pro again..
in fact, just a promoter with rm80 pay per day.. (yeah, totally trying to show off..wtf)..
i have better uniform also!

i bumped into 2 lecturers during work.
dr.choo and mr.frankie..
sadly,both couldn't recognise me because i was wearing a mask (a must to wear in jusco when performing sampling job)..

frankie: hah? no more nescafe? cannot try?
me : *waaa...who is this greedy man hah? turned around and looked*
frankie: still got?
me : sir!!!! u cannot recognize me? i'm your student!
frankie: hah? where can recognize..can only see your 2 biji mata.. :(

wtf...
i also bumped into munyee, my utar coursemate!
me : *waving to mun yee* HII!
munyee: lei hai pin ko? ( who are you?)

wtf...nobody recognizes me.... :(
say bye to peipei

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i know i have been comparing asians and ang mohs for couple of times already..
i think i have become a habitual camparisor...
haahhaha..
got such word bo??

but i always come across examples that can differentiate ang moh and asian distinctively..
u see.....
the way ang moh camwhore is totally different from a typical asian pose!!
or should i just say...chinese girl?

tell me how a typical chinese girl will camwhore?
to be more specific...typical taiwanese -style girls..
open eyes big big like a goldfish..
camera at higher angle than the head to make the face smaller and sharper...

taa daaa....

i also can do this pose lo...like i said...
ahem..i am also a chinese girl...muahaahaha...
ok lar..eyes not as big as that girl...
but effect almost the same hor..

on the other hand, the ang mohs have different habit..
they prefer to be sexy than to be cute.
thus, having bigger eyes than the goldfish is not an option for them..
they love to squint their eyes to have the fierce and sexy effect....

sounds so familiar to me..sounds like kenny mah too..
picture stolen from his blog..

he squints his eyes all the time.....sexy hor?
i think he is becoming a model already.. :)

it's like a trademark for tyra banks to do the squinting eyes thing...
and so do her models...
nijah from cycle 12..

kortnie from cycle 12..

..........last but not least..the winner for cycle 14..
and yeah.....this girl is my favourite of all time....

....

peipei from cycle 14..
:P

make me rich

2009-10-19T23:40:00.005+08:00

i quitted my job last 2 weeks as product specialist for kids milk powder..
why?
it was flowering so boring..and i can't stand ennui even for a second!
oh god....
nothing nice about the job..didn't even have nice uniform for me..just a ciplak stupiak clothes from wyeth...(will i get sued for this?) :P

unlike someone........with nice uniform...some more so happy with the job..so jealous!

perhaps i am not a mother myself..couldn't understand anything there..
couldn't fight my sales with other aunties who were also product specialist@ adviser for other kids milk powder brand...

furthermore, i couldn't make use of my beautiful face to indirectly electrify those uncles to buy my milk you see...
they came with their wives..
and i am not interested in uncles anyway..

thus, bye bye to my job.
but i found myself another new job..
product specialist for nescafe gold..
:)

before anyone catch me in jusco selling and promoting nescafe this week..
alright......i am just a promoter :( ..
haih..
but i find product specialist sounds so much more.....professional..and glamour..
i like to be glamour hor...

even if i became a beggar one day... i am gonna be a glamorous beggar..

i was bloody free for the last whole week...
then, suddenly i came across.....slurpee competition!
decided to join to make myself 6k richer..
mind helping bo?

don't so suey hor..
just click click only...since you have time reading my meaningless blog..spend some time voting also la..
just click 5 times per day... heheeheh...

make me rich shall you?
even if i didn't win in the end, at least i feel syok if you people willing to vote for me :)

i know i should be working if i wana make my wallet thicker...but i am working also!
it's just that i owe daddy 5k for my tuition fees and also 1k for my laptop..
see this winning will help me cover my debt to my daddy...
vote me kay? :)

and don't forget to verify your email after that..if not the votes will not be verified..
then i will lose lor..
then it's your responsibility for my losing lor..
muahahahah...

just click on my picture above to vote...
xie xie..
you people are so pretty and handsome today, and i just don't know why! :)

mixed-race lips

2009-10-08T23:32:00.012+08:00

before i start anything, look at my new header!
ahem...
liyi said that i am effing sexy shit..

perhaps it is just my heels(bitday pressie from jeff)..but who's shit do i care?
i am effing sexy shit..
muahahahaha..

nice?
say nice and you will get rm100 from me, provided if i became a millionaire in the future k? :)
i am so generous..wtf

ok.what's a mixed-race lips?
i don't know..i just came up with something random to describe my lips..
it's the lips of..half like the ang moh..half like the asian...
wtf..

ok lar..ang mohs don't have their trademark lips nor the asians have theirs..
but i realized ang mohs have thick lips which they recognized as sexyyy...
while the asians don't really favour this lips for themselves...(i mean most of the girls)..
men, regardless of ang moh or not..they find these thick lips as seductive and beautiful..
like angelina jolie..

or.....megan fox... (totally eric's favourite)

and tyre bangs... :)
ok..i'm lame..
9 out of 10 men find angeline jolie very sexy...
but personally, I DON'T THINK SO!
i mean..she is ok...but not sexy..
ok she is sexy...her figure, her body, her boobs, her cheek bone etc etc etc...
but...i just don't feel she is as sexy as what all my male friends claimed..

i prefer megan fox more....
and also tyre bangs..
angelina jolie is definitely not the sexiest woman in my eyes..

the sexiest....i would say..cheryl cole.. :)
the one in white.....
oh..she is so lovely!..
i like her dimples...make her look so cute and sexy simultaneously..

and why do i say asians don't really favour thick lips?
well, botox on the lips is not really common among the asians..
unlike the angmohs i guess...

with exception to shuqi... which asian lady has thick lips eh?
i can't really think of any....
can you tell me?

even the girls in snsd group don't have thick lips..
all of them undergone plastic surgery, but none of them have botox on their lips..
thus, lips remain small and thin despite their sexy images..

so back to my lips...
why do i say that it is half like the ang mohs and half like the asians?
hee hee..
my upper lip is thin.....
but my lower lip is thick.. when i smile, my upper lip become unseen..
see??

and yeah...when i apply lip gloss on my lips..they become super thick....

sexy boh???

just like angeline jolie right??
muahahahaaha...wtf..

on an unrelated note, why do ang mohs with messy hair look so nice and sexy and glamorous while i can't?
look at megan fox up there!

nevermind..shall put her picture here again..
see..
i good or not?
you people don't need to take the trouble of scrolling up again..
so nice..
sexy..
glamorous...

and me?

..................................
speechless..

like a beggar who hasn't been washing her hair for centuries trying to look sexy...wtf

i swear i am not blue!

2009-10-04T21:44:00.004+08:00

well, it's just a new colour for my blog..it doesn't mean that i am feeling blue, thus i made my blog blue..
blue, my much-loved colour....and also jeffrey's favourite..hee hee..
thus , the BLUE

don't try to condemn my new header too...i love it...so learn to love it or learn to keep quiet..
keep the opinion to yourself..unless....you have the judgement that i would love to hear only..
you know what i mean... :)

anyway, i will be working this friday............( i hope)..

apparently, my supervisor forgets about me already..she promised to send me a mail , my clothes and my everything...but i don't get anything until now...
i sent her a sms this noon.
peipei: hello.miss clementine.. you haven't send me anything about what i should be doing this friday.. where is my mail?
her: erm..you are?? which outlet?

wtf....
do i get the job or what?

anyway,she said she will courier me my clothes by this tuesday..if i didn't get anything by then, i think i should find myself another job...wtf

i feel so unpretty right now...she left me no response right after i sent her my application letter and an attached photo of me.. sobz.. :(
must be not pretty enough to get the job huh?

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eceh asked me a weird question yesterday....
i felt uncanny...it's hard to explain the feeling though..

eceh: eh, sui poh..you and jeffrey what stage already hah?
peipei: what stage you mean?
eceh: stage la...
peipei: .................................................. (don't understand)...and continued playing lappy..
eceh: eh..you farted in front of jeffrey already not hah?
peipei: yeah..i did..i know la..u farted in front of your bf also wert
eceh: hee hee..yeah...how about picking your nose in front of him?
peipei: hee hee..i think i did too..i even showed him my nose shit...muahahhaaha...shit..i am disgusting!
eceh: iya...normal wan geh lar..when both partners can do anything..ANYTHING in front of each other..means it's true love la..means you don't need to pretend or fake with your partner wert..imagine after you were married, wanna fart also still hide hide ar!

suddenly, i don't feel i am disgusting anymore...
before this, everytime i "accidentally" farted with jeff besides me....i felt damn pai seh wan..wtf..

every time i got the urge to fart, i would press my ass harder against the chair or floor i was sitting on, trying to force back the air back to my asshole..then slowly release the air from my ass again with minimum sound..
well, sometimes i failed obviously.....

peipei: *fart* puttttttttt*
jeffrey: * no response*
peipei: darling, i just farted...
jeffrey: i know..i can hear..
peipei: ha?? i feel very paiseh ler..am i disgusting? do you feel i am disgusting?
jeffrey: nope...it's normal lar..tell me who don't fart wan?

oh yea....i love those words...tell me who don't fart??
everybody farts!
dogs fart!
cat farts!
dad farts!
most importantly, you fart too!!!

*puttttt*

have you ever farted in front of your partner?
well if you don't, do it right now... :P

don't hold your fart..it's not wrong to fart anyway..
farting is to release unwanted gas in your body..
just like breathing...
exhaling is to release unwanted gas in your body too..
are you trying to tell me breathing is wrong? then, stop breathing!!

what are you waiting for?? start farting!

totally an idiot

2009-10-02T04:39:00.006+08:00

i wasted 3 hours whining, throwing tantrum, cursing, droning.. what-everrrr... over my asinine mistake..
bo pian lor.. bo nau tiuk si bo nau...
(what to do? no brain means no brain)..

there are too many people came to me and told me that i need a new blog template..
hmm...i know..i am still having the same old template but with different header only..
why?

blame my stupidity ..
as for this .....i have to blame my mother.
she gave me not enough human's milk that my brain cannot develop properly..
poor me..... :(

i tried to change my blog template and i downloaded a so-so template ( not something i really like but was too desperate to change my template)..
then, i click on "revert to classic template"

that was when my nightmare began!!
my nuffnang adds were gone!!
my friends' blog list was gone!
my followers were gone!!
my spca link was gone!!
my leng lui head header was gone too!!!!
everything was gone!!

i clicked on every single options i could to get back my old template...

i cried for one hour..

i whine for another hour..

i snivel for another hour..

baaaaaa....that wasn't what i did..
i sat in front of my lappy for 3 hours clicking here and there..
up and down
left and right..
to get things right..
but to no avail...

only when i realized i didn't click on "upgrade template" after 3 hours!!!!!!!
I FELT SOOO DUMB...
that was exactly when i decided to call eric's surname...

t-i-e-w....

after clicking on that bastardy option...."upgrade template"....

i got back all my followers (pathetic, i only got 7 yet so kan jiong over it :( ....and i got back everything i wanted lar...
so once again..
eric's surname!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i want to change my hairstyle..
i am so bored with this eric's-surname-hair i have for like 7years already..
gasp!!!
7 years with the same long straightened hair...

walaoehhh....
want to cut it short but dare not...everywhere i go, all the hair stylist gave me the same comment..
" your hair so much..you cut short short hah, like lion lo!"
"you must keep long hair, then only your hair won't be puffy"
don't wanna look like that ler!!!

in fact, my friends especially those i know for a very long time already always complain about my hair..( hui ching, maple, mabel, yee leng, wai ping, not forgetting my sisters and mother father..oh my........it was EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

EVERYBODY is complaining about me having the same old hair...
eh..not i want this ok..i tried to tell the hairstylist to cut it short, to layered it..
but they just won't do it for me!!!!!!!!

whaa wha...
should i like cut it myself?? hee hee..
i wanted my hair to be like this..
shorter at the upper part....
longer at the lower part...
oik..not same effect like jolin's picture wan?
wahh saiii.. so hard wana get the shot wan!
oh my..i look like ghost.....
ok i give up..

anyway, all the stupid hairstylists also say tak boleh tak boleh, cannot cannot...
if cut my hair like jolin, later my upper hair will make me look like a lion...
:(

so, bo pian lo....
unless i can go for hair therapy to make my hair lesser..
do you that i have 3 to 4 strands of hair for each....erm....what do you call that...
the..
er....
hole that bear hair????
:P

normally, each lubang will bear one strand of hair..
but my lubang bear 3 to 4 strands of hair..
so now you know why i have sooo much hair...

want some of my hair?

it's only the beginning

2009-09-29T18:18:00.013+08:00

exactly one hour ago, darling went back Penang..

now, officially my uninspiring semester break starts..
until i get myself a job in Kumon..
then, i will be happy again..

right now, i miss him :(
even when i am typing this post, i am giving my lacklustre effort..

cute isn't he?

u will see many random pictures of him in this post..
blame him..don't blame me..

my life is dull these few days.
i don't mean days spent with him were dreary..
but nothing exciting nor funny events i have stumbled upon..

i was happy, no doubt..
just like any other happy couples..
nothing special to blog about eh..
plus... life with him will remain.......P-and-C

nobody is interested in us anyway..
how pathetic.. ;(

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when i was having my final, there were innumerable things i would love to do..
there were thousands and millions of goals i would like to achieve:
1. beat eric tiew in waka waka( facebook's game)..
his score was 90k plus plus....and mine was like 60 k plus plus...
he was bragging about how great he is to achieve the score..and he was looking down on me that i will never beat him..
too bad.
even before final ended,i have already beaten his score by 10k..
muahahahaa..

now..mission accomplished...
life is meaningless..

2. finish my chinese series marathon.."you're hired"
one day after final ended, i have already watched all the episodes..
mission accomplished again..
life is more meaningless..

3. right after my final was over, i have forgotten all my goals...
life is totally meaningless..

the only thing left for me to do is to earn more money and go holidays with darling!
and yeah...he gotta give me 5% of his salary...heheehehe.. :p
call me bad..
love it..

people never stopped giving me bad names..
pervert..
hamsap..
bad..
mean..
evil..
baa baa baa..

what can i say?
at least i have names...
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anyway, mom and dad keep nagging me about my blog's header..
dad: waaa...who is this? why the head so big?
mom: let me see..nehh...your daughter la..
dad: hah?? why so paii kua(ugly) wan..
mom: why her face so sharp wan hah?
dad: paii kua ka beh si (erm..ugly until can die?) *wtf!!*
mom:nevermind, i ask her change later..
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mom: why your head so big?
pei : wha? where big? i fat d ar? my cheek?? ok..i kam fei lor.. ( i'll go on diet)..
mom: your picture la..veli paii kua..change eh sai bo? (can change or not?)
pei: which picture? i thought all my picture very leng lui wan..not leng i delete all wan hor..
mom: your blog
pei: ehh...that wan so nice ler!!! I was trying to show people how long my eye lashes wor..no need to use fake eye lashes ler..
mom: pai kua lar!! change lar..i don't like..
pei: you don't like..i like..you don't see lar..
mom: CHANGE!!

seriously, my header vv pai kua mer??
hah?hah?
hah?????

how come i feel that it is nice??
not nice??
should i change?
yes?
no?

please tell me..don't be stingy lar..

should i change my header picture or not?
or the current one is nice enough?
or it is an eye sore?
nice enough to bribe you people to come to my blog more ofteN?
Hee hee.. :P

sick at the wrong time..

2009-09-11T20:53:00.004+08:00

i don't exactly know why i got this nausea since past few days..
food poisoning?
or exam stress?

but i don't think the latter is the reason..
in fact, i don't feel stress cause i got no time to feel stress..
it's like when you are too hungry until you don't feel hungry anymore..

get what i mean???

oh okayyy...i think i am really sick...
i must first feel stress only i can be over-stressed then only i can feel stress-less right?
so i am overly- stressed is it??

whatever...
i am still sick..
why must i be sick at this time??????
it's my final exams you know...
this picture was taken long time ago for my presentation..
now so sick..where got mood for picture?

anyway, i woke up this morning, feeling utterly terrible..
woke jeff up to bring me to doctor..but
i should have seen doctor earlier!!

jeff wanted to bring me to doctor since last few days...
but i refused cause...
i don't know why..

now that i feel so bloody extremely sick only i willing to see doctor..

doctor: what sick?
peipei : vomit vomit..
doctor: got fever?
peipei : i don't know..you check la..

after checking,
doctor: oh...no fever lar...still ok.
peipei: hmmm...
doctor: what you eat? diarrhea? only vomit?? bla bla bla..
peipei: bla bla bla..

he bla-ed a few more things...then i bla-ed to him too...
we bla-ed untill he asked me this..

doctor: do you have your period last month?
peipei: huh?
doctor: this month??
peipei: *speechless* ............. doctor, i am not pregnant..
doctor: *with a big smile* means got period la??
peipei: i just got my period few days ago....

why must i be pregnant when i vomit????do i look like a pregnant woman??
*sobz*

still feeling damn sick..just got an injection on my butt to stop my vomiting..
yeah..felt like a baby who just got her injection... :(

wtf is calling me..

2009-09-05T12:36:00.011+08:00

con-effing-firm my life is wat-the-effing right now..

i wasted my time, my effort, and my money...for a piece of shit???
while HE invested just at the right thing...
:(

i bought a piece of gold that cost me a life!!
i thought i could at least make him happy for his be-earlied birthday,you see...
i prepared recycled candle, recycled sea shells, and wtf-expensive-glow-in-the-dark-stars to surprise him....

what happened was......freaking frustrating!
i was told that the stupid piece of gold can last for 2 hours..
thus i tried to prepare all the surprise within less than freaking 40 minutes.
mark those words!!!
bloody 4o minutes...

i had not even decorate his room with seashells and i found myself with a piece of shit already!!!wait....even this shit looks much better than my shit!

can you tell what the hell is this piece of shit??
it was supposed to be a love-shaped baskin robbin ice cream cake!!!
now...what i see is just a......warghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i was dumbfounded when i saw this supposed-to-be-cake..
i was rather embarrased to surprise him..
but i thought i might as well just continue with this "VOILA-CAKE" than throwing all the effort into the dustbin..

in a split of second, i was done with the candle thing..
in fact, my plan was these:
1. surrounds the cake in love-shaped manner with candles.
2. the room full of star
3. theme for the day: beach
4. seashells
5.blindfold him and taa daaaa.....

MY SURPRISE!

but hell no, what i did was nothing but rubbish..
1. candles around my melted cake?? for what?? add heat to make it more shitty isit?? thus... candles on the floor...
i know....ugly...fugly...whatever...
how was i supposed to make a nice love shape when the cake was melting..
i was rushing like mad horrr....

2.room was filled with star..(only success for the day)..not proud at all..
3.theme for the day: failed shits..
4.seashells? i forgot...
5. blindfold him? also forgotten liao la!!!

plans con-bloody-firmed failed already!!
i was not happy..
him??

forced by me to smile with the cake..

after finishing the cake, ( have to la...expensive ok!)....i remembered that i didn't put any candles on the cake.he didn't blow any candles for his birthday???
cannot be la...
birthday boy must blow candles right??

but there was no cake already!!
therefore this!
i know..ugly candles too right...
told u bout the recycled candles..
what can you expect??
those candles was what left when i was in PRIMARY 6!

ok....i'm the worst girlfriend ever.. :(
but i got no money already... spent on his birthday gift and some other friends..
bankrupt..

my birthday?
was in kampai restaurant, a japanese food restaurant..
what more can i ask..
i love japanese food!!
especially sushi..
i was happy for my birtday...
for him...
i rather die.... :(
am i bad?

for the aeroplane..

2009-08-31T23:24:00.007+08:00

fuhh....i'm proud to say that i have big....BREAST!..
there's nothing to be afraid of...
and there's nothing pervert about it...

i realised i just created myself a pervert image since i don't know when...
regardless of what post i write...
people will still come to me and say...

"horr....peipei...you very pervert hah...your post...lmao"

wtf.... hello...having big breast and saying that i am having big breast doesn't make me pervert!
so stop telling me how pervert i am..
i know how pervert i am alright..
not as pervert as you for sure.....

i know i uploaded that picture before...
i like that picture alright...
it suits my topic here today...

many girls nowadays are just too afraid of showing what they got..
they don't wear v-shape clothes..
they don't wear spaghetti straps...
they don't wear anything that will reveal their booby actual size...

they cover them up like a mummia...
helloo..
wrap so much....your boobs will suffocate wan horr...

u wana breathe..
your breast doesn't need to breathe isit???

to be honest, my boobs is not as big as both of my sister wan lor...
but i don't mind having their size though...
just give it to me..and i will be as proud as i can be...

still better than airport !!!
i am not saying bad things bout having flat boobs...
but i just don't like how these airport girls approach me and say..

"eh...so big can support mer? wear clothes also very hard hor??not nice la like that..run also will go up and down..very embarrassing!"

heh...jealous monkeys la that wan...
so embarrassing..then why bother wearing push-up bra to make your boobs bigger???
your boobs stay straight up like two big round rock on your chest when you running..
cannot even go up and down!!!
like tat nice is it???

don't ever bother of trying to bring me down by saying my boobs is ugly and big..
i know how beautiful they can be alright..
muahahaha..wtf

anyway, only recently i realised my boobs is big...
i mean..all these while i know it is not small..
but..
i just realised..the size is.....significant..
not negligible since last week.

my auntie just gave birth to a baby girl last 2 weeks...
last thursday, i visited her..
in the midst of my joy playing with his elder son, Ryan...
baby girl cried of hunger...( started to get bored....shall keep my story succinct)..

auntie carried her...
baby girl stopped crying..
auntie suddenly put baby on my arm....was forced to carry the baby with fear...

i was too scared to carry her because she is tooooooo fragile!!!...
she was just 9 days old!!
so...
auntie put her at the very right position..where her head was just right beside my boobs...

guess she could feel the milk-less big big mountain on her cheek..
she opened her mouth...and sucked my boobs...

that's exactly how and when i realised how big my boobs is...
i can already become a milk-less momma!!

don't worry that i will starve my kids next time for not having enough milk for them...
endless supply wei...
can i sell the milk??
muahahhahaahah

peekaboooo

Rachael the baby who sucked my boobs......
hee hee..wtf

Ryan, the brother...
handsome wei...
wana have kid like that too... :p

p/s: wanna update about my birthday and presents..
but have not get all of them yet..
so shall delay first..hee hee

useless piece of nose

2009-08-26T21:21:00.006+08:00

did i just use the right ....erm......

.what do you call that??
"simpulan bahasa" in english??
aahahahha
call me dumb......i am dumb black..so what!!

does nose come in a piece??
is it a piece of nose??
satu batang hidung...
translate to english pleaseeeee...

one_________ nose...

fill in the blank yourself..

don't bother me with that....

whatever term we should for nose...i don't bloody care anymore...
i have a fose...
not a nose...

don't cha get it??
what is fugly then?????
don't act innocent here hor!....

that fose thing sticking to my face right now is totally useless!
i can't sneeze for air's sake!
but the urge to sneeze is totally there..
this is like so wtf right?

i am having my lab test tomorrow....and i cannot get my head into it.
thanks to my fose...
i can't sneeze....
no mood..
bahhhhhhhhhh

poked my fose with tissue...it didn't work...

auntie wping once told me....there's a myth saying that you can sneeze when you look into the sun or the source of light...
since there's no sun right now cause it's night duh...

i shall choose the latter...

light light light...
............
didn't sneeze either...

ok i feel dumb..
...warghhhhhh......

myth totally busted!

darling also once told me....there's a myth saying that you can sneeze when u smell in more dirt....as in....
open your nose hole big big...then inhale.....to take in more dirt particles into ur nose to make you feel ticklish enough, then you'll sneeze....(then get h1n1 faster also)

get me???

i decided to choose the dirtiest thing i could find from my room....
in fact, not able to find anything..

planned to invade eric's room to get some dirt from him.....

.......................

but did not....

he is too stingy to give me his dirt, i know!

then, found a mouse in my room...
decided to sniff it instead..
WHAT?
u expect a living STRAYwild mouse in my room???????

that thing would't end up in my room wan lor..
perhaps eric's..
muahahhhahahahaahahahah!

finally, i sneezed!!!
darling is totally right..
who cares about h1n1 when i can sneeze now..

**sniff sniff..**
*sniff in more*
*sniff sniff**

haaaa chooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

..................

ok fine..i lied...
i still cannot sneeze...
*reluctantly to say that darling's myth is busted too*wtf

warghh....

for hygiene purpose

2009-08-20T16:04:00.014+08:00

i use panty liner almost everyday...
ok, not almost...
it is indeed every day.

what?? it is not like i am having any overly-obsessed-cleanliness-or-what-so-ever disease hor..
it's hygiene....HYGIENE...

wait...do you even know what the hell is panty liner aka pantiliner aka panty shield??

girls should have no problem knowing what it is..
but oh well..don't mention bout those girls who don't even bother using pads when they are having their menstrual period of course..

but i am sure many balls out there are completely clueless about panty liner...
why am i so sure huh?
hahahaha..
even eric doesn't know what the hell is panty liner..

few months back.....erm......booby (name is changed to conceal the identity of the somebody) asked me to accompany her to the grocery shop to replenish her panty liner stock..
before i left the house..i went upstairs to annoy eric..(my purpose was trying to distract him from studying of course..)

peipei: eric eric...guess where i am going now?
eric : where?out?
peipei: yalah!!!!..but whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eric : how la i know!
peipei: fine..i going out to teman bobby to buy something..come come..guess what is she buying weiiii...
eric : nothing to do isit you?
peipei: i don't care..i want to disturb youuuuuuuuuuuuu..FASTERRRR..guess guess..
eric : erm..food? pencil?rubber?
peipei: okok...i give u clue..something girl will use
eric : pad? bra?panty?
peipei: ehehehehhe..no no no.
eric : then what??erm...i don't know la...what isit?? ha?ha??
peipei: jeng jeng jeng..panty liner!!!
eric : huh????panty liner??

i even asked the same question to illias..but he was clueless as well..
therefore, conclusion can be made here..
even balls who have girlfriend don't know what is pantyliner...

might as well educate you people here...
in case next time your girlfren wants to manja bully you by asking you to buy her panty liner..then you will know what to get her..instead of coming back home with pads..
panty liner looks exactly like pads but is usually much thinner and often narrower than pads..
it is worn in the gusset of a woman's panties. it is used for absorbency for daily vaginal discharge...(now tell me how am i not supposed to use it every day?)
so..how exactly can you differentiate panty liner and pads??
read those words on the packaging larr...
what is so hard?
one reads pads..one reads pantiliner...
still don't know how to differentiate????wtf

i am out of panty liner already..need to go back home this week to replenish my stock..
i finally finished my marathon tests..but this is the sign of final already...
gasp!!!
wtf....

but right at this moment, i have more time for myself..
more time to look into the mirror..
more time to play with my hair..
more time to beautify myself..
more time to comb my hair from left to right...back to left...then to right again..
more time to slowly apply freckles cream onto my dotty freckles..
but still look the bloody same ....

am i wasting my time or what?wtf

i almost used up all my time looking at my own reflection....basically doing nothing..
can somebody please slap me?

i spent too much time with the mirror that i spend so less time washing my hands, protecting myself against h1n1..
i deserve a big slap...
here is your chance eric..
you can slap me now...

that girl in the mirror deserves a slap!

talking about h1n1..
are you people wearing a mask now while reading my post?
i am wearing a mask while typing this post ok!!
see...i got proof..

.......
alright..that's just a lame excuse for camwhoring..

but....i realised...my small round eyes look sooooo damn cute when i am wearing a mask!!
the mask definitely helps to emphasize more on my sepet eyes..
awwww...i didn't know that i am one cute sepet girl...
late yasmin ahmad should have find me instead to act in the sepet film..
wtf...

anyway... daddy told me that his ex colleagues (before i was born)...used pads as mask...
so wtf right???
i mean....why pads????
pads is not cheap...
pads is thick....can breathe mer like this?
why sanitary pads?????

i don't know if pads could have work better than mask in filtering germs...
(mask works by filtering germs right????????shit....i don't know)

that's why i am conducting an experiment now...
me versus putih, coklat and kelabu..with hitam as the control..
see who will get infected by h1n1 first...
i will be using mask...while the 3 of them will be using pads...hitam won't be using anything
that's putih behind.

putih with his Kotex "mask"

kelabu and coklat sharing one miserable "mask"
pathetic...

hitam, the control...

experiment is still in progress...
any results in the experiment will be published straight away here...
in case if i got infected first...then please quickly change your mask to pad alright??

in the meantime..please protect yourself against h1n1 wisely..
don't try to act macho like hitam by not using anything......
wash hands..
stay home..
watch porn...

PMS

2009-08-03T22:14:00.017+08:00

PMS = Perfect Mammal Sign
not pre-menstrual syndrome..

perfect...
what is the best definition of perfect?
complete without fault?
best possible type?
perfectness......

what the hell is perfect??

me!!!...muahhahaha...
wtf..

i am a perfect woman ok!
i produce my egg every month without missing it!

what? did i say you are not a perfect woman??

hee hee....PMS is a sign of a woman being perfect..
if only the woman has menstrual period every month..
if only the woman bleed every month..
then, the woman is fertile..
therefore, she is perfect isn't it??

ngam bo???

i am f***ing fertile!!!
and this bloody PMS thing...cause me massive-period-stomach-ache EVERY MONTH!!!!
WTF WTF WTF!!

this is so unfair alright!
others can be so fertile yet happy and painless..
while i have to be fertile in a distressing painful way..

me happy being a fertile woman..

me not so happy in the vicinity of period time...

me in pain..
me in appalling pain!!

only medicine can pacify me...

sad thing is..i might get infertile in another 5 years time..
i MUST take AT LEAST 6 tablets every month!!
mark my words...
at least 6 every month..
it could be more...

last month i broke my record...
i ate 12 tablets..
wtf wtf wtf...

so...might as well bid au revoir to my fertility...
wtf..

if i lost my fertility...
if i couldn't produce egg anymore..
then i couldn't break up using this excuse lo???
don't worry sayang..i will not do this to you..

by the way, do you know where i can get this funky sanitary pad?
so cool weii..
at least let me use something chio before i lost my fertility and fail to produce my egg larr...

i feel bored with this old fashioned sanitary pad..

now you know what to get me for my upcoming birthday!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my cute jello and my cute bloodie go well with the chio sanitary pad!
do you know how jello looks like??
like this....like the strawberry jam you people always spread on your bread..
while you people have to buy the jam...
i get free jello every month ..
interested in my jello??muahahahha...wtf

the right angle

2009-07-19T04:28:00.018+08:00

regardless of what you do, you actually need the right angle..
the right angle to kap chai without getting caught!
the right angle to sit in the cinema either to watch the movie or to peep some couples making out...
the right angle to oh liu (to urinate)..

ah...the right angle to wee-wee only apply to men, of course..
ah bo?
you think men can simply shoot their urine anyhow they want like women do?

i mean..women don't "aim and shoot" their urine into the toilet bowl or whatever hole like men..
but we can, of course just simply land our butt on the bowl..
create some pressure and push the urine hell out of the va-j-j..

no matter at what angle we pee, the urine stay in the toilet bowl hole!!!!
unlike men..
they really have to stand exactly in front of the toilet bowl...then aim...then shoot...

no wrong angle for them though, unless they want to end up "spraying" their toilet-bowl-mate in the public toilet..

ok lar.......
i gotta admit i am jealous of men..
it's kinda convenient for them to pee isn't it???

it's kinda cool that they can aim-and-shoot..wtf

imagine if you are stuck in traffic light during rush hour..
all of a sudden, you have the urge to wee-wee..
looking around, you found an empty bottle...
what can you do?

men can conveniently aim and pee into the bottle...
how about women then??
what the hell can we do?

wait until the bladder has reached its maximum elasticity..then explode and die..wtf

or...always use a pad even when you are not having period,ladies...
then you shall pee on your pad..
what do u mean disgusting???

period blood also the same,isn't it?
ignore the fact that they are of different colour..
what difference can they bring?
both also released from the body wert..
both also unwanted by the body wert!
both also stink wert!!

you rather die of kap-liu-ness or you rather pee on the pad!
tell me..

though i prefer die of kap-liu-ness...doesn't mean you can't pee on the pad kie..
hee hee..

anyway..the most important angle that you need (perhaps just me)...
is the angle to camwhore..
agree?
no? :(

well..my best angle is my right side face...
this angle!!
90% of my camwhoring pictures are from this angle..
with my signature smile too (that's what people say about me..i look the same in all my pictures...like photostated face)...

i look the same in all the pictures???
really???
like photostated??
wtf...

besides, i enjoy taking picture of me not looking at the camera....
i guess everyone has their own signature smile, angle and pose too???
like eric??
with his ever famous close-one-eye-tongue-sticked-out pose...

like this...
peipei versus eric bak kut teh..
wrinkly boy!!!hahaaha..

by the way...a riddle from eceh..funny one...
3 people died and went to heaven..before they enter the heaven gate, they saw a gate guard..
they approached the guard....and the conversation went like this..

guard : listen!3 of you are only allowed to enter through this gate if you were to give me a question that i cannot give the correct answer..or else...you will go to hell..

out of the 3 people,2 were smart and one was a dumb ass..
so, the smart one asked the question first..

smart 1 : i am extremely,definitely, absolutely very good in physics..i am a great technician..thus i will ask you a very difficult question on physics!

as smart as he could be, he was not able to outsmart the guard...therefore, hell he went..
smart number 2 was very good in mathematics..therefore, he gave the guard a very difficult equation..
but still..the guard was managed to give the correct anwer..
so hell he went too..

then it was the dumb ass' turn..
the dumb ass asked a chair from the guard..and the guard gave it to him..
dumb ass made 5 holes on the chair..4 on each side and the last hole on the middle..
dumb ass sat on the chair and farted and released a foul smell..
he then asked the guard " can you tell me from which hole the gas came out from?"

the guard gave him an answer....
and guess what!!!!..he went to heaven..

so......which hole do you think the gas came out from??
from the up left?
from the up right?
bottom left?
bottom right?
or middle??

middle??

correct!!!!!
smart!!!!

muahahhhaah....
but what did the guard answer that made the dumb ass went to heaven???
same like you lor..
middle lo...

muahahahahaa...

because the answer wasn't middle....

it was...

THE ASSHOLE...
muahahahahahaha

beyond imagination

2009-06-28T14:26:00.018+08:00

do you know who is....andy samberg??
he is!!
the one who high-five uncle donald..
1st, he high-fived the uncle..
then,he high-fived the cat...

so...tell me what happens when he high-fives justin timberlake?
hee hee....perverted men...
with perverted song...

not me pervert...
every time i share something funny but pervert here..everybody keeps asking me...
how the hell i get all these hamsap stuff..

well, now i can tell you..
this time, it is my sister...FOO PEI MING showed me this video...
so...let me go.......
:(

anyway, before i share this video...i would like to stress that...
THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA FOR MOTHERS' DAY GIFT, PEOPLE..
but it is damn funny!!!!!

Andy Samberg : Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
JT:Didn’t get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.

She’ll be so dissappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
’cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each other’s mothers

JT:F*** each other’s moms

You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F*** each others moms

Both:
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom clutchin’ on this lube and roses..
JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show’d up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother’s Day

They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each others mothers

JT:F*** each others moms

I’ll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F*** each others moms

AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I’ll let you do my mother

make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
T hey blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

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toot..
i was speechless when i first heard the song...
you are speechless too, aren't you????

sorry i have to highlight some of the lyrics..
cause i find it veryyyy funny...

ayway,how can you actually F*** other's mommy??????
it is soo....immoral!
so...depraved!
so..what-the-hell!

conversely, i think this is one of the songs that you might want to sing with your group of crazy friends in the karaoke...
jumping up and down like a bunch of monkeys..
singing out aloud...
like this!!

on the other hand, i would like to answer eric's question here
maybe the answer straight to your question is.....
i am pervert ,eric..

pervert people are most creative and funny i guess????
possible??..muahhhaha...

i can turn this drawing......
hee hee..
into a bear...
trust me...

what???impossible???hah!
cause you are plain pervert!!
while i am not..

i see the drawing as a bear's hand and body!!!!
can't you see it!!!

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...........

seee?????
let me finish the drawing orite??
see...it is a bear!!
i know what u saw just now..
penis aite???
tsk tsk tsk..
shame on you..

muahahhahah...

next!!!
now tell me...what can you see???
awww..
don't be a pervert!!!!
think more!!more!!!!

boobs??
and ass???

heh!! i see incomplete bird's head and leg...
seee...my little bird eh...
muahahaah...

now you people are definitely more pervert than me!!!

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alright alright....

ok..enough of lying...
those are not my drawings ok!!!

so i shall remain as pervert as you people too...
:(

i hate you too

2009-06-24T02:29:00.007+08:00

~the story of a sexy girl and a lousy desktop~

once upon a time....in a lousy-fied town called Cum-par... :D
there came a sexy girl, all the way from ipoh to.....erm.....learn more about.....cum in Cum-par?
*thanks to kenny that she is now so knowledgeable on this*

sexy pei's eldest sister, pervert-ling gave pei her desktop..
it was a genuine gift from her sister...
and of course....sexy peiz was damn happy then....

until the day she discovered her dekstop was an evil old metal...
desktoppy was jealous of sexy pei's curvative body...

oh well...how not to be jealous???
desktoppy was totally out of shape...
no hump no lump...

unlike sexy pei...
with nice lump and juicy hump...not forgetting.....the tiny waist of hers...
a total hour glass shape body....desktoppy tried every single way to boycott her...

frequently, desktoppy would lagged and pretended that its system had gone cuckoo to display a total random picture of delicious food...
its aim was to tempt sexy pei onto all fattening food, hoped that one day sexy pei would too become square...

dektoppy's effort was to no avail....

sexy pei remained as sexy as she was.......

then, evil desktoppy started to append with virus to destroy all diet files of sexy peiz..
slowly but surely... all the files were eaten by the virus..
evil laugh of desktoppy was heard aloud...
heart-rending cry of sexy peiz was heard audibly..

but little did desktoppy know, sexy peiz knew a famous magician who were capable of destroying virus and retracting lost files.. :)

thus, all the files were retrieved..

sexy peiz continued to befriend with desktoppy...
but desktoppy's jealousy was way too strong...and refused to befriend with peiz..

again and again...desktoppy united with virus to battle against sexy peiz.
but each time, peiz managed to retrieve all her lost files.

until one fine day...
when sexy peiz was supposed to hand in her "secrets to sexy hump" book to the publisher...
desktoppy decided to join the virus once again to eat the file of the content..

and this time...
nothing can be done by both sexy peiz and the magician...
efforts of peiz for finishing her book was thrown into the sea..
she had to re-write the book ALL OVER AGAIN...

so screw destoppy!!!!!!!

get the story or not???
hadjo....
don't u even dare to say no!!!!
what the hell...

ok lar...cut everything short...
desktoppy hates me so much that it kept eating all my files for what reason, i don't know!!!
my lab reports, lab pictures, lab data, lab information ALL GONE!!!!!
not once...
few times ok!!!!!

but everytime i was lucky enough that i had back up for my reports in my pendrive...
and also managed to get back those files before dateline for my reports...

however, this time i wasn't so lucky lo!!!!!!
i have to re-do some of the reports hor!!!
what the flower!!!!!

I SPENT APPROXIMATELY 8 HOURS FOR EACH REPORTS.....
AND THE TOTAL REPORTS I LOST THIS TIME WAS 3 OK!!!!!
8 X 3
24 HOURS HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do so much things in 24 hours...
8 hours eating,
8 hours sleeping,
8 hours kau chai....

fuhhhhhh...
u say flower or no flower!!!!!

i even spent the whole night crying over my reports...

i have real huge grudge towards my old desktop now!
I HATE YOU DEKTOPPY!!

for once, i don't feel pity or wasted for neglecting my belonging...
oh god......

that bloody piece of metal....is a full piece of shit!!!
that desktoppy hates me sooo much that it just wouldn't cooperate with me for a second!!

eat shit la....nevermind...it shall rot itself to death..
or i shall sell it away as old rusty metal to recycle...
which ever way..it doesn't matter anymore..
not gonna touch it!!

hehh!!!!
fortunately, my lovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy parents bought me a lappy now!!!!!
and i can throw away that bloody desktop....
say goodbye forever!!

to make things even worse worse worse...to worst!!!
before giving the lousy desktop to my parents to exchange with the new lappy...
i sent the dekstop to the computer shop..
the technician said he couldn't do anything because my window ...ermm.....was....ruined.
all the files were impossible to be retrieved..therefore he said...bid goodbye to my reports...
fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

to my astonishment, my dad called me right after he got my desktop back to ipoh to try it out..
and guess what......

daddy : hey..is this some sort of trick from you to get a laptop?
pei : wha???????????????????
daddy : your desktop is fine....nothing is wrong....all your files are still there..
pei : come on lar...don't bluff me lar..impossible lor...i can't even access to the window..the computer keeps restarting...again and again and again
daddy : i am not bluffing.. your desktop background is your picture right??????
pei : you serious wan hor????can access to window already???????????????????????
daddy : ah bo??? you think i so free bluff you? so smart ar...wana get new laptop
pei : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

warghhh..now i am officially pissed with that piece of useless metal!!!!!
I HATE YOU TOOOOOOO DESKTOPPY!!!!!!

anyway...say hi to my lappy...

someone like me?

2009-06-09T22:00:00.004+08:00

as crazy as me..
as playful as me..
as goofy as me.
as frivolous as me..
as pretty as me..MUHAHAHAHHAAH..

everywhere i go,
no matter where i go...
i can always find someone like me..
to be my friend!

cool bo??
jealous hor??

since primary 3 until the end of my secondary school..until form 6
i always have this perky and frisky friend who used to fool around with me ceaselessly..
get who i mean??

yeah..lim kuching my bestie..
now get what i mean here??

tell me who is willing to dress like a nincompoop and to put on wig just to keep me entertained few days before final exam??
mark my words...
BEFORE FINAL EXAM!!

i guess both me n kuching have the same frequency to behave like this..
those things we did were unwise enough for others to throw us into an asylum..
too bad we are still roaming freely, act like complete madcap.....................................separately...

she is too far away from me now, have not been able to do crazy things with her for ages already.. :(
how sad :(

i think God is trying to separate us as we make the world more upside down..
too bad...with the help of technology..nobody can stop us from fooling around right before exams AGAIN!!!

WEBCAM!!!!!!!!

we webcam-ed while we were studying for our finals..

we were studying wan ok!!!
for real!!

then, we study...

and study................................

..............

and stil studying!!!...............

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...............

.....

OK..THAT'S IT!!
ENOUGH!!!!!!!

.....
screw study!!

now tell me who is willing to do all this with me besides her??
nobody :(

but....ignoring the fact that no one is keen in doing rubbish with me BEFORE EXAM..
still i have this mischievous friend of mine....
who shares the same surname with me...

who also has the same frequency as i am..
she is none other than...

yes you FIONA FOO!!
that's why i say..
i always have someone like me!!

after kuching left for aus...i still have fiona to do nonsense with me..
how cool is that??
somehow, fiona is more.....................civilized than me.....and kuching..
at least, fiona doesn't play "raping" game with me..

yeah..me and kuching used to "rape" each other..muahahahaha
don't ask me how..
but don't think too much either..
we didn't really rape like how a man will rape a woman...or a woman rape a woman..
it's just that..

BAHHHHHHHH
forget bout it..

don't want you people to say that i am a pervert again..
i am certainly not as pervert as you MABEL!hee hee

anyway, do you know that...
pervert-ness can help to save life sometimes??
at the right place complements with the right time, plus right position and right person with right clothing..

what??
don't get it??

at the right place...this means at a high building only..
right time...err...everything needs right timing i guess..
right position..where the girl falls first..
right person..where the girl has to be alluring enough and the man a pervert..
right clothing..where the clothes are sexy enough to make a man becomes a pervert!

still don't get what i mean??
fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

now now..
here is the life saving part!!!

...........................

.......

PERVERT!!

now do i make myself clear?

hah!!it means my pervert-ness can save a life in a way too..just don't know how...
but it will someday..

someday....perhapsss

Beg for more

2009-06-03T01:30:00.012+08:00

Thank you God for giving me hair…

But , GOD…

do you mind taking back A LITTLE BIT of my hair here???

Coz I look like a lion with my so-much-bloody hair….

Make me a broom head now…

Thank you Mother Nature for giving me such nice weather every day…

But,

Do you mind taking back a little heat away from Kampar here???

Coz I am becoming more like a roasted pig now….

And can I beg you people to spare me some money so that I can buy myself an aircond?

No??

Fine…

I shall shave botak then….

My hair definitely adding my warmth here..

Imagine putting a broom on your head…

Now tell me…

HOT OR NOT!!!!!

Anyway, I am not going to wear black shirt anymore…it absorbs more heat compared to white clothes….

So, it means I feel hotter when I wear black attire la!!!!

No wonder my pervert housemate feels hot sniffing my black bra…

Didn’t I tell u people that he actually gave me back my black bra…..but took away my purple bra???!!!

I suspect he has my room key already!

Because he came into my room when I was back in ipoh….i am very sure that my room was locked before leaving for ipoh…

Flower him!!!

How I wish he didn’t give me back my black bra and continue sniffing my black bra every day and get heat stroke one day!!!!

He even steals my 2GB pendrive…and my BRANDS Essence of Chicken..wtf..

I have my adidas watch on table, yet he didn’t steal it…

But he steals some cheap stuffs from my room???

What is wrong with him??

fter sniffing my bra, he still wants to drink my Essence of Chicken??

What an ass ….god bless him….

I am sure his nose will bleed one day!!

Ok..i shall drop this pervert case…

Back to “begging for more”…

There are so much I want to beg for..

A new wedges shoe..

A new dress..

A new handphone..(the current one got a big hole on it already).

A new computer (the current one got innumerable unknown problems).

New bras (I am addicted to bra like my pervert housemate now..shit!).

And lastly…

An aircond in my Kampar room…

Awfully, I don’t have pity begging face to beg for all this…

Unlike pussy from shrek..

Or my Jackie

Jackie always has this i-am-cute-and-pity-enough face to get everything he wants..

All he needs to do is to show us his pitiful face…

Like this

Subsequently, he will gets his tummy scratch, my chicken rice’s chicken ( I eat rice, while he eats the chicken), ba gua bread (I eat bread, while he eats ba gua), my ice cream ( I eat the ice cream, and he licks the stick)…

Not bad hor???

How I wish I have those faces like them…

Then I can get EVERYTHING I want!!!!

Can I have my aircond now please?

Replenish

2009-05-21T01:10:00.024+08:00

to top off my boredom… To stock up my lost bra…
Then, here comes the outing with my two friends with their rather confusing names….maple and mabel..heh??

Those names are confusing enough to confuse my mommy tho…
Mommy : going out again? With who?
Peipei : friends lor..
Mommy : what?? Friends no name wan gah?? I wanna know who you goin out with.
Peipei : iya….maple and mabel lorr..
Mommy : maple only?
Peipei : mabel arr
Mommy : mabel only la means…
Peipei : also say maple and mabel lo!!!
Mommy : maple and who????????????wha????? *confused*
Peipei : mabelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…bel bel bel..mabell…not maple..not ple..bel….

On the same day, we bumped into v-not who got confused with their names too..

v-not : hey esther…meet mabel(while pointing at maple) and this is maple (while pointing at mabel)
maple and mabel : what??? Wrong larr….terbalik.
v-not : oh…opss..sorry sorry…

anyway, did you get confused huh???
Nevermind… lets meet maple…

And also mabel..

As I said, I need to replenish my lost stolen bra by my mad-hamsap-perverted housemate..
Not gonna get something black this time…might get stolen again cause mabel said black under garments will turn on hamsap lou..ewww…

Maybe yellow? Blue? Pink?? Or…green…hee hee..

Couldn’t made up my mind which colour to pick…therefore, they picked for me..

Not gonna tell what colour I bought in the end…shooo…

While mabel and maple were busy choosing their under garments..i got bored…
Tried to snap some pictures to feed you people…too bad..i failed.. :(

Well, nobody can stop me from taking pictures wan hor…
When they were busy digging their money from their wallet…….i on the other hand was busy taking picture of what they bought….muahhahaha….

Psst…Wei hoe…..are those sexy or what??...please don’t kill me… :(

Next, we went to hunt for mabel’s jeans…..apparently she has only ONE jeans…why so kesian wan?? ok la..i mean one skinnies...still kesian..hahhahaha

Then shoes ..

Finally…hah….i encountered this..

Bust enlargement…..to enlarge booby ler….
I want to try this!!!!
I wonder how it works….

Like I spray it on my boobs tonight….then the next morning when I wake up…I found my boobs like pamela anderson’s wan isit?? Isit??

Does it work that way????

Woaaaaa…so amazing wan…..

But on second thought, maybe not……too huge!!!…..
I am scared of big boobies like hers…so heavy how to walk wor…
I will get imbalanced, get dragged down by my booby weight then fall down straight how!!!...
Penyek lo!!! Flat lo!!
Maybe something like this perhaps??

Hah…joking only lar!!!!
Why so serious???

Chill ler….

Our final destination was Precious Time for dinner…

Maple’s tom yam thai style fried mihun

Mabel’s spaghetti arabiata

My fettucini carbonara….
Ehh…honestly.. it was delicious..the creamy sause was mouth-watering! Yummy..

Mabel’s plate after eating..so dirty right…
Her partner gonna has a lot of pimples wan lor..
Eh wei hoe..ask your darl finish her food clean clean next time wei…

Like mine!!!

I licked my plate!! :)

Gonna have flawless skin bf!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

On an unrelated note…just wana tell you people that….june..maple n mabel..are pretty weii..
Am chatting with them now on msn…they made me say this..hahahahaa..

The reason why I am writing this post is to PIJAK both maple and mabel because they said
“peipei has never been un-stupid before”…
Therefore…revenge!!!

Flower-ed world..

2009-05-16T16:01:00.010+08:00

I am trying to be polite not to use the word F***…
Oh well, this world is full of…these…..flower people….. make me feel so…flower-ed up…that makes me wana…..flowering flower them!!
Don’t cha get it?

I feel so irritated with a guy who randomly appeared on my facebook…whom I don’t know why was approved by me when he requested to be my friend…duh…
Flower me too!

His name is Jackson Cooper..sounds familiar to you?no?

At the start, he came to drop comments on my pictures..i don’t feel flattered at all with his compliments..
In fact, I feel so annoyed!

His comments are as disgusting as he is…(honestly, I don’t know how he looks like..but oh well, disgusting I guess)
Perhaps, he has this stupid maniac, perverted face that he himself is embarrassed of..
This explains to why he doesn’t have any profile pictures on his facebook..
It means..he is a coward pervert head!

Anon, he sent me a message…

“you have a very sexy look great legs..add my agent she wants to talk to you about modelling.
***********@hotmail.com
What is ur msn? “

I am not a dumb girl orite!!
If he was a real agent for modelling…how come there is no picture on his profile????
Be it his picture or some models’ pictures to prove that he is a real agent or whatsoever..

That’s just one of his brainless act to get my msn..
Agree??
And I don’t think that’s a proper way to tell me that he wants me as a model..

Ignorance is bliss….
Fine….i shall ignore him…

But hell no, he sent me another message this time…with the same old trick…
This time, I replied…

Jackson cooper:
hi you have a really sexy body..very shaped..i want to sign you to a modelling contract. Please add me at… ********@hotmail.com

peipeifoo:
no thanks ( I tried to be polite here oki!!)

Jackson cooper:
Foo on you too..

WHAT!!!?????
What the hell is foo on me too??????
Did I even foo him???
Why does he have to foo me too???

What does he mean by foo anyway??
Of cause I am a foo…
My surname is foo alright idiot!!!!!

Perhaps…he means fuck??
Ohh…alright then….
FLOWER U BACK THEN!!!!

Actually, I am not that mad wan geh hor…but then I am sick of these bunch of sick people who are sooo sick in the head…

I have this….suspected housemates or housemate…who ever he or they are…
Steal my bra…

U say la flower or no flower???

My room is on 1st floor..sometimes, I wouldn’t lock my door room when I leave my room to find my friends on 2nd floor..
I guess that was the time the sick people sneaked into my room…rummage through my room…then steal my bra…
My bikini bra….

Something like that but without the big ribbon…
I miss my bra…. :(

That was only the first sickening incident….not forgetting…my another housemate had her USED panty stolen ..and only to be found outside her window wrapped with some toilet paper…
THIS IS SO SICK!!

After being warned by my friends about this unknown sick people roaming freely in the house……
I didn’t know why I was so careless to leave my door room unlocked once again!!!!

And guess what…
When I walked into my room..
I was shocked to ascertain that my drawer( the place where I keep my under garments) was opened!!!
FLOWER AGAIN LO THIS TIME!!!

I lost my another black bra…Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have only ONE bikini bra and ONE black bra….
And that also he/they steals/steal oredi lor!!!!!
Bloody hell…. Want to steal…steal other colour lar…
I have so many purple bra…so many I don’t know what colour bra….

BUT WHY MY BIKINI AND BLACK BRA!!!!!
Those are my favourites shit face!!!

If only I got to know who this culprit is…
I am soooo gonna….invade his room..steal his favourite undie one by one….
Watch out!!!

And this explains to why this world is a flower-ed world…

FLOWER YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

chinese mata sepet

2009-05-13T17:11:00.020+08:00

How do you say mata sepet in english?
Educate me here please..
I really don’t know..

But well, for the meantime, I shall call it The Chinese Eyes orite?

Sorry no offence, but chinese eyes are sepet..
It means small…
Unlike those strikingly beautiful eyes like the ang mohs?

The ang moh eyes….versus….the chinese?

Generally, chinese eyes are all like that..
Unless you are talking about Jolin’s eyes after the plastic surgery…
Then you will get the perfect ang moh-ish eyes…

However, I am not saying that all Chinese eyes are sepet and small..
Some chinese men and women do have beautiful big eyes…
Wouldn’t need to find high and low for the examples…
Take my close friends as the example..

This kuching fella , my bestie…hate her eyes lor..always make mine looks soo….extraordinary sepet!

Maple..hate hers too..ridiculous lar her eyes..so big and round wan?

Jeffrey??nevermind…I will not hate him for his eyes..he is a man...wouldn’t snatch my dream guy from me anyway..muaahhahaah..

Ok…it means something is wrong with my family genes since I am the one having the chinese eyes problem here..??

CANNOT BE WAN LOR!!!
Then how come eceh got big eyes huh????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warghhhh!!!!

For over nearly 21 years, I have been living my life with small sepet eyes..
Do you know how sad am i??
Do you know how it feels to see the world with my only 1/3 visions compared to those big eyes fella???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blame my chinese eyes!!!

How much can you see with small eyes anyway?

I was disgruntled until..
Until the day I came across this beautiful master piece of art?????

Oooooo…..it is brilliant.!!!
Make people like me to feel much better for having the sepet eyes..muahhahahhah…

I bet u cannot see anyting from here right??
Nothing??
Hah!! You are wrong!!..

You cannot see it…cause you do not have sepet eyes like mine..
Now….look back at the picture….
And then..

SEPETKAN MATA ANDA!!!
What do you mean you don’t know how??
Use your hand, pull the side of your eyes to make those sepet chinese eyes…

Like this!

Now……you see??

Hahahahaha…
So it doesn’t mean sepet eyes people see less things..
In fact we see more than u big eyes people do eh..
Jealous?
Don’t be…awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sepet eyes people rock!
Chinese eyes rock!
I rock!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I realised…sepet eyes people have sepet eyes luck eh..
Many sepets are famous you know?
Marion counter?

Hah..and the guy besides her…reminds me of....vic!!….another sepet too…
Kinda famous also…
Not much talent in singing I would say..
I think his sepet eyes luck brought him to top 3 in the competition..muhahahaha

Jackie chan??sepet too…

And bi rain….confirmed sepet lor this fella!

And me …

oo..i am gonna be famous too one day!!!!!

Not forgetting my third sepet eyes on forehead…

It means I can see ghost….serious…
I can….especially during the time I am sick or ghost festival..

But nevermind…now I am a happy sepet girl…
I should act in mata sepet wan lor!!!

my stupid addiction

2009-05-06T07:22:00.013+08:00

facebook facebook facebook!!!
especially facebook's stupid quizzes..
some are stupid..really meaninglesss..
yet i still bother taking all those quizzes in the midst of my final exam?

will you even bother taking this quiz?
" what type of organelle are you?"

yea..call me dumb..i took that quiz..
and i am the mitochondria..
what's that supposed to mean anyway?

one after another, i just can't stop myself from taking all these bloody quizzes...
what's wrong with me?

desperate i guess?hee hee...
desperate to get married lar... don't ask me why..
look at this..and you shall know better..

the quiz title caught the attention of mine.. :P
"when will you get married?"
but me getting married in my early 20s is like so impossible actually..
i am already in my early 20s.means i am getting married anytime soon from now.???HUH??....
MUSTAHIL!!
IMPOSSIBLE!
THIS IMPOSSIBLE WILL NEVER BECOME POSSIBLE!

unless.....

unless...we are talking about my friend,fiona foo xiao ting..
yes you fiona....
your possibility of getting married in your early 20s is possible..
but not me....hahahahah

next!!
"if you were a stripper, what would your stage name be?"
candy????
ewwwwww..... i thought i supposed to be the stripper...but why such name..
shouldn't i be getting something sounds sexier?
something more alluring...
like.....erm... booby?
or..pussy?
or......

just anything but not candy...
candy sounds so not.....strippy??muahhahaa..
maybe strippy sounds nice for a good stripper huh?

whatever.....never gona be one tho....
(si mabek..do you get me??i still wana study oki!!!)

next!!!
"how well would you survive a horror movie?"

ok..don't get the question wrong like bernie did..
it's not about how i die after i watched a horror movie..
it's actually about...if i were an actress in a horror movie..how will i survive in the storyline..
will the director lets me survive?

do you get me?
so....the director decided to LET ME DIE FIRST!!!
wth wth wth....
why do i have to die first??
can't i at least be the last one to die??

eh...i die so fast...people can remember me mer?????????????!!!!

never mind...not gonna be an actress for a horror movie for the rest of my life...

next....
hahhh.......
this next one...

is jeffrey's and eric's favourite!
they talked about it when i was eating my dinner...they were sooo excited about it...
talk talk talk talk talk non stop...like chicken backside..
muahahhahahaahahaahahahahahahahahaha
:P

"which of the X men are you?"
both of them are the cyclops...(not so sure how to spell it)

i don't know about jeffrey..
but eric was as happy as a little kid getting a LOLIPOP when he gets to be the cyclops!

what's so great about cyclops anyway?
zero better la!!!

ahem....and i am the....the. errr.....i forget what name again...
ahhh..the psylocke...
i have no idea who the hell is she..
until eric said that this woman is quite mighty..
now...i am proud to be the psylocke..weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

is she hot or what???
peewwiiit.....

don't play play hah.... i will ZAP you with my ...erm..purple power ball?

nice bodyyy......

i think i can be a good psylocke too eh...

psylocke

psylocke.....

p.s.y.l.o.c.k.e

me???

please....
call me psylocke foo....

stil uncertain..

2009-04-30T19:14:00.005+08:00

ask me to rate my horny-ness i can...
it is 10 in the rate of 1 to 10..
cause i couldn't find any dolphin until jeffrey pointed it out to me...
therefore, pathetic!

ask me to rate my happiness?
a big no no!

something is definitely not right with my brain here.
i don't even know if i am happy or sad right now..
i hate this part right here....

not in the mood to study PM already hor..
bye bye to PM!
bye bye to all my course mates too..
might fail my PM and become your junior next sem liao.... :(

because of this uncertainty of my own feeling right now.. i took a test...
why???to test my happiness la..
more pathetic now...

cannot read ler??font too small?
ahhaahaha
nevermind...
this thing talks too much that i don't even understand whether it tries to tell me that i am sad or happy..

so what's the point??????
i need someone to decide my feeling for me..
i know it sounds wrong..but....i am uncertain ok!

must take another test now...
i clicked clicked clicked..
here comes my results..

awww..it means i am unhappy la..
ok...now i am certain of my own feeling...
i am unhappy wei...
give me some laughter please....... :(

*PeiZ*