Friday, December 17, 2010

hOw dO Hair grow?

yes... i'm a science student yet i really dun noe how hair grow!

u noe mer?

then pleaze tell me how they choose the specific "region" or "place" to grow ler??
like why they dont grow on your wide face? or on your lips? or in your ears?

what i mean here is not your bulu roma hor...
i mean your sibeh long n bushy hair, like jungle covering your skin!

hee hee....for example, your..hehe...
pubic hair?

why do they even grow there??
to make u look sexier ar?? how to look sexy ler??
every day also u wear sibeh many layers of garment there!

or they grow there to protect you ler?
protection against fungus growth??
yeast growth?

not to mention pubic hair only....why do eyebrows grow as eyebrows?
this is definitely MY beautiful right eye!!!!!

what's their function anyway? i know eyebrows make lady look more lady and men look more manly...
but how come they are so smart to know how to grow into thin line of SHORT hairs above our eyes??????


imagine if one day they decided to boikot us and grow into thick line of LONG hairs AROUND our eyes!

god is great for giving us the eyebrows..i loveeeeee my eyebrows..
but how do they grow???? why do they grow??

my science books never teach me!

the only hair i know most is my nose hair..
you too definitely know why they grow there right?

to bloody trap dust and create booger for you to pick lar...muahahahaha
doesn't it give you a sense of satisfaction everytime you try to dig it out with your horrible big finger???

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

oh...great...i just created another new image for myself other than being hamsap.. i m now offically disgusting as well..

but how come dogs dun have nose hair hor?
they don't need to filter the air mer?


how good if they were to have booger too..
i will pick their nose for them after picking mine... hee hee..

in short, i am super interested to know how these hairs choose their location to grow and limit their own growth as well..

don't you ever dare to try to tell me that it's the CNS duty...bla bla...the synapses sending messages..bla bla bla...

all these tooooo science..tel me something less science aite??
:PP



Thursday, September 16, 2010

My own flower pomeranian

i came across sort-of-new species plants today..

sort of new lar! (reluctant to admit that i am abit outdated)..booo

it's something i have never seen before..something...cute!
it's called Impatiens psittacina ...

even the name is cute, isn't it??
muahahaa...

*ahem*

owkay..scientific names suck!
can't they come up with something much simpler like my name, Foo Pei Pei..

super simple and attractive and cute..
oni required to memorize two syllabus words!..
Foo Pei..

even my sisters hav extra syllabus behind!.

long and confusing!!!
cheh..

here's the plants..
it's called..er..flower parrot..supposed to look like parrot

so cool ler!so nice hor?

i don't know if this flower was genetically engineered or not..but these pictures are definitely genuine...
apparently, oni Thailand has this species and the government has ban the exportation of the seed bcoz it's extremelyyyy rare...

y the Thai gov so kiamsiap wan?
share share mar...
all plant together then ma no longer rare lo....

so kiamsiap ler..
next time i make my own engineered flower pomeranian...
i oso ban the exportation of the seed ler!
only i can plant this in my OWn garden!!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Men are totally weirdo!

yupe yupe..

weirder than women i wud say..
not bcoz that they have extra banana with two small coconuts...

am totally not jealous with the coconuts anyway.

small...

they are weird bcoz they like weird things...
maybe i am a little bit stereotyping them lar..

BUT I CAN'T HELP IT AFTER WATCHING IT SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS MEN LIKE DOG-FACED WOMEN...

so now u tell me...what the hell is dog-faced women????

if they like dog-faced women, they might as well get a doggie with lotsa lotsa puppies...
hehe...

don't blame me for this statement here..blame the korean show i watched lately that make such a weirddddd claim..

no matter it's true or not...
men are still weird somehow..

n women are sooooooooooooooooooo NOT weird!


jus because we have extra yummy-licious fats on our chest that make guys salivate doesn't make us weird!
we know u love them!
we can extend ur lifespan with those fats u noe...

it is proven!! even published in THE STAR newspaper..

anyhow, dog-faced women???
love me better now??
no???

Sunday, September 5, 2010

How LOnG cAn i StAy ALive?

of course i will stay alive for a very long time lar...
unless i was eaten by a random unagi fish..since i ate too much of them :SS

what i mean alive here is my dusty and rusty blog..
pathtetic..
was abused so much by random blog-walkers who keep dropping down their poops asking me to shop at their blogshop..

let me tell you what..
dont bother dropping any comment if you were not going to giv me any discount!
muahahahaha...

now i am back with my random craps...i dont know how long it will last..
mayb just this one post...then i am going to die again..

hee hee..
to those who havent been seeing me for ages...nah..
let me update something...

i am becoming more botak day by day.i'm losing my hair...only this side i look bald...so no more camwhoring with this angle..
have to practice with my left side now.
:(((

not bad not bad..i still look pretty this side.. muahhahahah..

WHAT!!! DONT EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME THAT I AM PERASAN..
bloody hell..this is my blog k..
the only place i feel good bout myself..

n for those monkeys who think that i m fat!!!...
u watch out!!..u will get fat soon too....heheheheeheheheh...
anyway,

....FAT YOUR HEAD!
SOOO NICE OWKAY..



and no...i dont grow uglier..
i dont look THAAAAAT good in those pictures coz was not properly camwhored...

still pretty aite? muahahhaahah
:DDD

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Arise from Death

i just died..
sounds wrong...
i just passed away..mati..den arise from death..

miss me?? no?? as expected...hate you people! heartless creature..

in fact, the reason why i disappeared almost one month was because i met david copperfield
and then he "orb" me to the Bermuda triangle..wtf

it's 2010...HAPPY NEW YEAR...
yeah...like so wtf right..after don't know how many days only wish...
whatevaaa....

got any new year resolution? have u achieved urs?
i have!
i disappeared almost one month to actually complete my resolution!!..cool huh??

now i have succeeded.so i am back!!!!

my resolution????

to disappear from my blog for more than a month! there! see.!!!!

ACHIEVED!!. SUPER WTF

__________________________________________________
what happened in this one month?
fuzpeiz grows prettier...
shape-ier...
some part grow bigger...
some part grow smaller...muahahaahahahah...


nah there..pretty jor...
SAY IT...SAY PRETTY JOR!

anyway, got a new family member now..
introducing non-edible muffin!


ok i am feeling bored already..
blog is getting as boring as me..don't wana type anymore...tata

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Eat the Napkins

I ascertained that eating napkins is one of the way to carry out diet.

Er...according to THE source, napkins are rich in fibre...

So, it's good for your digestion..wtf
Does this look edible to you?
I don't know how true is that and i don't know if i am such a dimwit to believe that it is true..

And of course, i start to google about this napkins issue only to come across this sentence
"Even as our kids eat the napkins, there is the food for the buffet"

Suddenly i feel.. "eat the napkins" has another meaning than literally means eat the napkins..do u get me? hello? are we still on the same channel?
Shallow me can never und what the hell is eat the napkins..

Can anyone please educate me?

If nobody knows what it means.....then con-bloody-firm that eat the napkins mean eat the napkins!!muahahaa...



ok..time for some confession now...

I actually discovered the way for diet by eating napkins was from.....

er...


a game i played?
Gotcha : celebrity secrets

In this game, i was a paparazzi trying to dig out all celebrities' secrets...and in the midst of the game, i found out tat celebrity Isha eats napkins!
And i caught her in photos too...

Ok.i know it sounds childish..but games are not supposed to deliver wrong messages to kids right??
I mean if eating napkins was wrong,then they wouldn't put this fake fact into the game right??

Coz they wouldn't want to educate the kids wrongly right?

Kids play game right?

So it means.... the fact is true right?
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i am gonna eat some napkins now!
no napkins...
eat toilet paper first..wtf

Thursday, December 17, 2009

I am Polly

Polly is me when i become a dolly!
Get me?

I am freaking bored becoz :
1. Nobody asks me out today

2. Both sisters not at home...bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3. Darling in Penang

4. I am FooPei therefore i am as bored as a fupei...(i know doesn't make sense but i am bloody bored!!)

So, this is how i look when i become a polly!
I damn wu liao...
Meet dolly..

And meet Polly!

Dolly again...
Polly again... ( am i a good polly or what??)

Dolly with effing ugly hair..

Polly looking gorgeous as ever...*ahem*

woo....this dolly is pretty...

And so is polly!!
muahaahah...

Are you entertained by polly or dolly more??

I'm a polly girl, in a polly world...
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..( bullshit, you can't)..
Imagination, life is your creation!
ah ah ah yeahhh..

Yeah, i am a good polly..wana bring me home?
Just make sure i don't end my life by saying
"tamatlah riwayat aku sebagai sebuah patung" ... wtf..

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Pervert can never say au revoir

For those who read my blog quite often....especially my close friends sekalian...
PLEASE TELL ME HOW LONG I HAVE NOT BEEN BLOGGING ANYTING PERVERT OR HAMSAP!

*trying to cool myself down*
fuhhh....

In fact, i only blog about myself nowadays.. i never touched anything about my bra being stolen or porn!

And please remind me again when was the last time i talked about porn?
As much as i can remember, i only talked about ZeLene being too innocent that she didn't know what the hell is gugu..
That's it...

I never mentioned anything about i watching porn myself nor i told u my experience of watching porn..
NO!
NEVER!

IN fact, i am still that innocent that i have not watch any porn yet!..
except the 5minutes hamsap scene from The Orphan.
not exciting also wan! ceh..

I was quite surprised why my friends still call me hamsap lui despite the fact that i am not hamsap at all ...*ahem*

During my outing last week with my f6 friends, siewwei said " Eh pei..why your blog so hamsap wan! iyor..you talked about porn hor!hahaha"

and then, KumKum interrupted " yaloh yaloh..peipei so naughty d ar"

and then Teikky kepoh chi-ed " yaloh....why you talk bout porn! tsk tsk"

(ok lar..i don't really remember how the conversation was, but it was something like that la)


But but.....yuin wong arr..(i was accused)..when did i talk about porn wor? i never hamsap so long already!! *sobz*

I was not allowed to hamsap in my blog anymore wan hor...darling will scold me..*ahem* :D

I was sibeh surprised when my friends said me that way...but am more double sibeh surprised now when i found out how my blog's visitor came across my page...:(


Mark those in red!
"idiot when u coming back why u wear so sexy? im worried u get raped in kuching =p "

What does this sentence got to do with my blog?
I am not an idiot, i am smart!.
I don't wear sexy, i only dress bitchy-ly..
So, don't worry about me getting raped ok?
wtf..

"used pad porn"
wtf!!!..how many times do i need to tell you people!!!!
I don't watch porn nor talk about it!
What is a used pad porn anyway?
Porn of a man D-I-Y with a used pad,,muahahahaah...wtf

"housemate steal my black bra"
Either this retard monkey is obsessed with my black bra or this retard monster is the culprit of my black bra mystery....
Either way...
WHY KEEP VISITING MY BLOG WITH THIS KEYWORDS PERVERTS!

Everytime i go kepoh how people come to my blog, "housemate steal my black bra" is the hottest keyword of all!

See the list???? it's the top one! wtf....

That retard come to my blog everyday to read about my black bra...what is wrong with him?....or maybe she...wtf..

For the last time, i am not pervert!
How can this innocent looking girl a pervert?
KumKum looks more pervert than me..LOOK AT THOSE HANDS!

Teikky also looks more hamsap than me despite the un-perverted pose..muahahaha...